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" I've been dead before." Spock, from "Star Trek VI The Undiscovered Country"


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"There is a plan in everything kid. And I love it when a plan comes together." -Col. Hannibal Smith from 'The A-Team'

Not the best one but in Liam's voice it sounds great. There might be more from me.


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"What we've got here is failure to communicate." ... "Cool Hand Luke" 1967


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We're gonna need a bigger boat-Jaws
You talkin' to me?-Travis Bickle -Taxi Driver
I'm having an old friend for dinner with fava beans and a nice chianti-Hannibal-Silence of the Lambs


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@SimoneS "I'm having an old friend for dinner. Good one!!!


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"People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch." Jack Nicholson (As Good As It Gets)



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@RAVENOUSbird LOL! "What if THIS is a good as it gets?


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@bondojoe "Go sell crazy somewhere else, we're all stocked up here." smiley


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@RAVENOUSbird LOL!!! You can't HANDLE the truth!


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@bondojoe "I'm drowning here, and you're describing the water!"


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@RAVENOUSbird OK...You got me! LOL!


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@bondojoe This one is risqué because it may be taken out of context of the film, and in the film it's hysterical and horrifyingly accurate:

"How do I write women so well?
I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability."


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@RAVENOUSbird I thought of that one, but didn't have the guts!


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"Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges!"
The Treasure of the Sierra Madre, 1948


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"Vice, Virtue. It's best not to be too moral. You cheat yourself out of too much *life.* Aim above morality. If you apply that to life, then you're bound to live life fully." Ruth Gordon (Harold and Maude)


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"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."..."It smells like ...Victory!" Apocalypse Now, 1979


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@bondojoe That has to be one of the most famous quotes there is smiley


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@⭐️janerosity⭐️ I love a great line in a movie. Unless it's got at least one great line, I can't give it 10/10. Like "Play it again Sam"! Or " This could be the beginning if a beautiful friendship"!


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" Run Forest run! " No citation needed.


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My God, it's full of stars.


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@⭐️janerosity⭐️ "Hello, Clarice!"


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@bondojoe OOPS! Wrong Movie! I was thinking of "Contact" with Jodie Foster!


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@bondojoe Hahaha you misplaced a quote - is that a misquote ??


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@⭐️janerosity⭐️ Although how you can confuse such a classic with that utter tripe should lose you points....


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@⭐️janerosity⭐️ LOL! Kubrik was the genius...not me!


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@bondojoe Clearly....


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He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy


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@⭐️janerosity⭐️ I like the Monty Pythom skit where they keep stopping the music. Except for rare occasions, I'm not a fan of musicals. I mean, I like West Side Story...but there ARE limits!


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@bondojoe I could, if I was so inclined, pretty much quote Life of Brian in it's enntirety - but it's the only python thing (apart from the ex-parrot sketch) that I am really familiar with.


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@⭐️janerosity⭐️ I have a very gweat fwiend in Wome called Biggus Dickus.


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@⭐️janerosity⭐️ LOL...AS they said in "Young Frankenstein"..."He'll be very popular".


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@⭐️janerosity⭐️ LOL! I could probably do every one of the steps from the minisrty of funny walks. John Cleese had some real funnymovies. Have you seen " A fish called Wanda?"


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@bondojoe A long time ago, but I can't watch him in anything without seeing Basil Fawlty.


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@⭐️janerosity⭐️ When we were kids my sister and I had a guinea pig and a rabbit called Manuel and Basil.


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@⭐️janerosity⭐️ *taking the thread off topic one post at a time...


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@⭐️janerosity⭐️ "You've entered a world of sight, sound,and of mind. Of both shadow and substance...the signpost up ahead...the twilight zone".


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@bondojoe Yup. Welcome to my world.


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@⭐️janerosity⭐️ That's hysterical!


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@bondojoe Completely unrelated but relevant to the topic I feel (whilst having nothing whatsoever to do with movie quotes) I've also had two pet rats named Keith and Leroy. After two members of the Prodigy.


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@⭐️janerosity⭐️ Although that was Son's choice not mine.


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"You dirty rats"... Cagney


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"............and i fart in your general direction" monty python quest for the holy grail

Sorry i love that one, said it a thousand times, never gets old.


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I'll believe that when me sh*t turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet! Super troopers!!!


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It's not a movie quote, but i had to add this here.

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" Cave Johnson - Portal 2


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I believe you have my stapler. Office Space


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"Go ahead, make my day. ...Sudden Impact


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"It's not that I love you any less, it's just that I love me more"...King Tut to Batman.


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"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly (1966)


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""You know, this used to be a helluva good country. I can't understand what's gone wrong with it."
- "Huh. Man, everybody got chicken, that's what happened, man. Hey, we can't even get into like, uh, second-rate hotel, I mean, a second-rate motel. You dig? They think we're gonna cut their throat or something, man. They're scared, man."
- "Oh, they're not scared of you. They're scared of what you represent to 'em."
- "Hey, man. All we represent to them, man, is somebody needs a haircut."
- "Oh no. What you represent to them is freedom."
- "What the hell's wrong with freedom, man? That's what it's all about."
- "Oh yeah, that's right, that's what it's all about, all right. But talkin' about it and bein' it - that's two different things. I mean, it's real hard to be free when you are bought and sold in the marketplace. 'Course, don't ever tell anybody that they're not free 'cause then they're gonna get real busy killin' and maimin' to prove to you that they are. Oh yeah, they gonna talk to you, and talk to you, and talk to you about individual freedom, but they see a free individual, it's gonna scare 'em."...... Easy Rider


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"Flores para los muertos"


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@💫ᗩIOᑎᑌE🌻 I know it's strange, but I have never watched "A Streetcar Named Desire" I will have to change that.


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"Listen to me, I haven't been here 10 minutes and I am already knee deep in devils"
-Monte Markham (as Dave Mcabe) in "We Are Still Here"
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@Teeny💋☮ Great quote! Now I will have to watch the movie!


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"Fuck it"
-Elisabeth Moss (as June/Offred) in "Handmaid's Tale"-season 2
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@bondojoe That was awesome


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"I'm a Dapper Dan man."....."Oh brother, where art thou?"


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I don't want a turbo penis. I like your medium soft one.


This is 40 smiley


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@Dee_NZ LOL! " Well, nobody's perfect."
SOME LIKE IT HOT
1959


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"Abashed, the devil stood and felt how awful goodness is" - "The Crow" (originally from "Paradise lost by Milton)

Double credit for a quotable quoted quote? smiley


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@Azishael LOL! Sure! Why not?! That is a great quote, by the way! I can almost put myself in the Devil's place. "and saw Virtue in her own shape how lovely; saw And pined his loss" Wow! Maybe I feel it TOO well!


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@bondojoe I have a respectful appreciation of many of the lines of "The Crow" This happened to be the one that popped into my head at the time.


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"There's no crying in baseball!" ... "A league of their own." Tom Hanks


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"What’s the difference between a wife and a job? After 10 years a job still sucks"...Mel Gibson..."What Women Want.


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@bondojoe I didn't write the line! Any way, is it true, or not?


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"When the wolf hears the rabbitt scream, he comes running...but not to help." ...Hanniibal


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Emperor Nero: Do I live for the people or do the people live for me?
Petronius: You are the sun in their sky! Does the sun have privacy?
Emperor Nero: The sun has the night! These people expect me to shine both day and night!
Quo Vadis


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@👽GEMINI👽 Good one!


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"I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!"
Network, 1976


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"Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!"
The Wizard of Oz, 1939


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@livinginabox Both those quotes could also be contemporary!


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some things never change


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@livinginabox I agree.


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youtu.be/aV0d_5GES0A

Movie, Highlander.

Vendor "What does baffled mean?"


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@Smilla I liked the first one too"!..."What does incompetent mean?'


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@bondojoe That link had the whole scene but was entitled baffled so I used that in my quote. To funny


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@Smilla That was great!


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Hi..


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Louise - How did you get here?

Johnny - Well, basically, there was this little dot, right? And the dot went bang and the bang expanded. Energy formed into matter, matter cooled, matter lived, the amoeba to fish, to fish to fowl, to fowl to frog, to frog to mammal, the mammal to monkey, to monkey to man, amo amas amat, quid pro quo, memento mori, ad infinitum, sprinkle on a little bit of grated cheese and leave under the grill till Doomsday.


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@NexMachina Nice!


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"Anyone want a peanut" -Princess Bride smiley


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@Teeny💋☮ I have never watched that before.. But I will now!


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@bondojoe That is my husband's all time favorite movie


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@Teeny💋☮ Has he watched "Justified?"...If not, he should!


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@bondojoe We haven't but that is one I've been wanting to watch. He is great in Santa Clarita Diet too


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@Teeny💋☮ You're missing one of the best shows ever on television. The first two seasons are as good as any I've ever seen. They are ALL good. Fantacstic cast. Download them, and binge them! Once you start, you will be mad you waited so long! 10/10!


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@bondojoe I will def watch it next. You know I always tell my husband all these great movie quotes after we watch the movie but whenever this forum pop's up, my mind goes completely blank


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"I tell you what Kevin don't ask me why I can't leave without my wife and I won't ask why you can." -Timothy Oliphant The Crazies smiley


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@Teeny💋☮ I'm BIG Timothy Oliphant fan!


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"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." - GONE WITH THE WIND


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@CBM786 THAT'S an epic film!


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"Never give a sucker an even break!" W. C. Fields


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"You just shot an unarmed man" -- Gene Hackman
"Well he shoulda armed himself" -- Clint Eastwood

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_uvEuNwUj4



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[at a meeting with the assistant principal, who's got a big unsightly growth on her face]

Anita: I'm Anita Hoargarth.

Buck Russell: [Staring at it] I'm Buck Melanoma. Moley Russell's wart. Not her wart. Not her wart! I'm... I'm the wart. She's my tumor. My... my growth. My... uh, my pimple. I'm Uncle Wart. Just old Buck "Wart" Russell. That's what they call me, or Melanoma Head. They'll call me that. "Melanoma Head's coming." I'm s... uncle! Maisy Russell's uncle!

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@RAVENOUSbird That was SO funny!


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@bondojoe By looking that bit up, I actually made myself want to watch it again. I had friends who had worked with John Candy before he passed, they said he was truly a big hearted person like Uncle Buck. I love that film. smiley


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@RAVENOUSbird And a hell of an actor! He's great in all his films.


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@bondojoe I miss him. He contributed to me feeling happy in a way few others have and that is a gift.


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Yeah...I hate that he's gone. I used to look at him, and think..."This guy's not going to live very long"...But then, I thought the same thing about John Goodman!


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Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. ...Wall Street

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